100 Things I Can't Do

1. Crack my knuckles. At least, not very well.
2. Drink milk
3. Eat too much sugar
4. Eat too much of anything. My stomach can be rather irritable
5. Smell flowers
6. Spray too much aerosol. Deodorants suck
7. Actually, I fail with my sense of smell in general. Yay hayfever
8. Stay on topic
9. Admit I'm completely wrong
10. Dance
11. Drink alcohol
12. Sing in tune
13. Sing an entire octave
14. Play guitar chords
15. Play any multiplayer game. I tend to kill my teammates. I am a solo gamer.
16. Continue a conversation without going off on a tangent
17. Continue an overly serious conversation for long
18. Continue an overly jovial conversation for too long.
19. Continue any conversation for too long. I like to mix things up quite often
20. Get organised
21. Be anything but spontaneous.
22. Figure out how to stop blogger from crashing my Firefox (I am using IE. Oh, woe is me...)
23. Get over the number '4'. Blame my Japanese studies for that.
24. Get over the number '23'. Blame my ex-boyfriend for that.
25. Get over the number '42'. Blame my father for that.
26. Get over the number '69'. Blame my friends for that.
27. Do the splits
28. Happily eat chocolate icecream.
29. Take corny, romantic situations seriously
30. Take any romance seriously. My love life is doomed~
31. Sit still. I must fidget.
32. Spell. I love my spellchecker
33. Paint
34. Draw
35. Do anything arty.
36. Remain focused when working on assignments
37. Remain focused when working on anything at all
38. Hell, I can't even remain focused when playing games O_O
39. Wake up on time
40. Go to bed on time
41. Sleep. Not easily, anyway.
42. Drink too much water. It's too sloshy and watery (duh) and ugh. It just makes me feel ill
43. Recite multiplication tables. I never actually learnt them...
44. Have cold showers
45. Wear makeup comfortably.
46. Wear makeup well.
47. Eat with chopsticks. Not yet, anyway.
48. Drive without having at least one panic attack per driving lesson
49. Facebook for hours. I used to be able to. Oh well.
50. Stand the smell of dogs. It's the only thing I hate about them.
51. Keep my own secrets (even though I am able to keep everyone elses...)
52. Fly an aeroplane :3
53. Or an airplane. Yeah they are totally different (not)
54. Roll my r's
55. Pronounce my r's properly
56. Pronounce my l's properly.
57. Actually, my tongue is pretty useless.
58. Watch normal television without feeling kinda bored.
59. Keep up my obsessions. I move from obsession-to-obsession very quickly.
60. Stop shipping everyone and everything.
61. Grow plants of any kind
62. Save cash
63. Figure out whether I'm ending these fact things with fullstops or not.
64. Remain interested in one thing for an extended period, whether that be work or free time.
65. Wear dresses comfortably
66. Wear heels comfortably
67. Speak in front of an audience
68. Run for an extended period of time
69. Eh, I can't really run at all, to be honest.
70. Write neatly. I physically can't. I have a stack of handwriting guides in my room and they never helped.
71. Stop overthinking. I overthink everything
72. Stop feeling guilty over irrelevant things. This tends to link back to the last point.
73. Remember when to use apostrophe s.
74. I can't really open up too much. I like to downplay everything that happens instead.
75. Finish the difficult ending of Cave Story
76. Afford a 3DS. That's not really a big deal, I guess...
77. Sleep on my back.
78. Sleep while listening to music
79. Play board games (I must have the most awful luck)
80. Memorise a list. At least, I can't do this very well.
81. Remember anything from Maths after each term. I need to relearn everything for each test.
82. Make these lists. I have to stop and think for ages before making a new point.
83. Stay in one tense. I'll go from present to past and back again in the one paragraph.
84. Be very imaginative. I like to repeat myself instead.
85. I can remember quotes, but I can never remember who said them
86. Maintain friendships on Animal Crossing =(
87. Continue a story. The amount of fanfics I have started and never finished is astonishing.
88. Stay in canon. I have my own headcanon when it comes to fandoms and I much prefer it.
89. See in the rain. I just end up blinking too much.
90. Rap. Lol.
91. Anything on my own. I don't have the confidence. I need my posse around me when in public.
92. Whistle
93. Defend myself. I think I have some strength behind my muscles, but when I panic I just kinda flail my arms a lot.
94. Read slowly. Don't ask me to read in class. You'll regret it.
95. Get my thoughts straight before speaking. I stutter and screw up very often.
96. Debate. I just end up yelling.
97. Dive.
98. Ignore anyone. I fail at it.
99. Eat spicy foods. Even mildly spicy
100. Stop chewing everything :3

100 Things I Can Do

(Naturally, this will be followed up with 100 things I can't do)

1. Bend my back past 90 degrees and hold it there ^^
2. Watch nothing but anime all day and still feel accomplished
3. Eat an icecream cone without the use of my teeth (it's too cold. I break the cone with my tongue)
4. Digest supposedly non-edible substances (ie: plastic, paper, fabric, wood etc)
5. Yes, I mean digest. I have not ever found plastic or paper in my waste. Not that I've checked very thoroughly
6. Eat salt straight from the bottle. Lots of it.
7. Eat vegemite with a spoon
8. Relate any and all world news to Hetalia characters.
9. Build a split-level home on the Sims.
10. Build a (damn good) island home on the Sims.
11. Almost drive a car. Yeah.
12. Type the alphabet in under 3 seconds, according to Facebook.
13. Recite random quotes from T.S.Elliot, Winston Churchill and Douglas Adams.
14. Drink 12 cups of tea before midday and not need the bathroom until 4pm.
15. Sleep for 15 hours straight regardless of the sleep I've had before
16. Be awake for around 45 hours without falling asleep (I haven't tried to beat that yet...)
17. Drink an energy drink and not act any more energised
18. Start a 1000 word English assignment at 5am the day it's due and still get an A-
19. Start a Biology assignment 3 days before it's due and only get an A-
20. Start a Maths assignment a week before it's due and only get a B. =(
21. Recite Japanese Hiragana perfectly (not that that'll get me anywhere in Japan)
22. Get permission from teachers to hit other students (I still have permission to hit two students at this point in time)
23. Flirt with girls and not feel awkward
24. Flirt with a few guys and not feel awkward
25. There's one guy I can outright feel-up and not feel awkward
26. Feeling-up... amongst other things. Best guy-friend ever right thur
27. Wear jumpers in summer. I mean, real summer. Australian summer.
28. Memorise lyrics after hearing a song 5 times or so (depending on the song of course)
29. Take over a week to memorise the same length of school work.
30. Wear my sunglasses at night and kind-of sorta see
31. Eat nothing one day and three full meals the next, and not feel any better or worse off because of it.
32. If I try hard enough, I can bend over backwards and reach the floor.
33. If I don't try hard enough, I'll overbalance.
34. Still recall the names and episode numbers of my favourite Code Lyoko episodes.
35. Still recall the first fanfic I read and exact plot details
36. Give you a bunch of random Simpsons facts, despite not watching the show in years.
37. Tell you every song on every Radiohead album in order of tracklisting and when each album was released.
38. I could probably tell you the b-sides as well, actually.
39. Add Thom Yorke's solo album to that.
40. Play through Zelda: OoT from memory
41. Tell you every song from said game from memory.
42. Tell you about how tough I am and then lose a fight spectacularly.
43. Have the water in the shower so hot that I end up with light burns.
44. This happens almost every night in winter, actually.
45. Legit burns. Like, my skin ends up raw, red and overheated for the next couple of hours
46. Crack eight of my toes.
47. Crack what sounds like every bone in my left wrist.
48. Repeatedly.
49. Crack the bones between my hip and my thigh just by shifting my weight.
50. Continue defending myself long after realising how wrong I am.
51. Hit a guy and not worry too much about their physical health due to my actions
52. Chew around my nails until they bleed and not actually notice until I taste blood.
53. Tell people the above fact is an accomplishment to be proud of.
54. Wake up at 6am and not drink any fluids until 5pm
55. Suffer from massive headaches due to the above.
56. Walk for a few hours at a pace and not feel tired (on a flat surface)
57. Walk for 20 minutes at a pace if it's hilly.
58. Trick myself into believing that blogging is productive.
59. Bluff my way through tests if I 'forgot' to study
60. Lie, if it's something small.
61. Lie, if it's something really, really important.
62. Giggle uncontrollably if I try to lie about something in the middle of facts 60 & 61.
63. Like multiple guys at once.
64. Move on from one guy to the next over the course of a few days.
65. Or, if I'm really unlucky, end up liking the same guy for years.
66. Cross my eyes
67. Burp the alphabet. I think. I haven't tried for awhile because I always feel sick afterward.
68. Fake being sick
69. Find something sexual about everything, regardless of context. Hehe, 69.
70. Relate every statement back to 'ya mum' or 'your face'
71. Contradict both myself and the other person in an argument
72. Confuse the hell out of someone in an argument
73. Convince someone that the weather is a relevant factor in an argument.
74. I don't know if that last one is true, but I reckon I could do it.
75. Convince people I'm lesbian accidentally. I'm not, by the way.
76. Laugh in serious situations, especially if laughing would be considered offensive.
77. Not open something with my hands, but manage to pry it open with my teeth/jaw
78. Have total disregard for being on time
79. Have no concept of time in general
80. Brave any and every rollercoaster
81. Brave any and every rollercoaster just after eating (and not throw up)
82. Discuss bugs/sex/violence/gore at the dinner table and continue eating.
83. Sit in rather awkward ways for no apparent reason (it's comfortable for me, at least)
84. Curl up in similar awkward positions if it helps me retain body heat in winter
85. Sometimes I'll try to get into awkward positions for fun.
86. Sometimes I'll try to get into small spaces for fun.
87. Sometimes I'll try to climb into hard-to-reach places for fun.
88. Speak to my own limbs and not feel crazy.
89. Convince myself that the above point is okay because I do not imagine my limbs speaking back to me
90. Fall asleep without a teddy bear (though it's very lonely)
91. Watch sad movies and just feel bored
92. Watch happy movies and end up really saddened by the ending.
93. Invent stories for random members of the public.
94. Pretend each member of the public is a part of an organisation out to get me.
95. Interview myself for no apparent reason
96. Walk around the house speaking to someone despite no one actually being there.
97. Do this without needing to imagine an imaginary friend
98. Have total apathy for school and not end up failing ^^
99. Sleep on a broken bed, but struggle to sleep on a comfortable one
100. Write a list of 100 things I can do instead of sleeping like a normal person.